Your a "super moderator"?

And your the admin? Talk about the blind leading the blind.


Seriously, if you insult other message boards and insult other people, don't expect alot of members, and don't expect to be around long. Your a sad, sad bunch.

your a prude little nerd bitch aren't you? go put in star wars... watch the jedi jump around and play with your fucking lightsabre... mk? or take option B and take a long walk off a short peir... you'd do us all a favor there...

Well let's see...

1.) I take no offense to what you lamers are saying...personally.
2.) I have not flamed anyone, anywhere not even you lamers in here.
3.) I have not used any racial slurs, unless you lamers have proclaimed yourself a race by itself.

Oh and:

I assure you, nobody from PENTHOUSE Forums had anything to do with it. How did you know I was from there anyways?

Flaming usually involves creative posts degrating dumbfucks like you... not posting pictures in everypost that someone else made... fucking bold-leged swamp donkey


QUOTE (Captain Fancypants @ Jun 24 2004, 12:26 AM)
How did you know I was from there anyways?


cause your posts are gay just like the rest of those forums...

damn... your ALL pussies

Spell much, you donut sucking, fat lipped, trouser sniffing, hedgehog genital licking, hemroid?

This is what I find ironic, you are trying so very hard, a truely valiant effort, and you fail so miserably. Don't worry, billy, momma always told you to try your hardest.


Dipshit, you made this thread, congratulations on the 'gayness' of it, that you bring to it in such generous amounts.

Grow a dick and play with it, 'cuz right now you're just a pussy.

Here's an insult that fits you.

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I'll flame you using your own 'words'

The word 'assume', along with the rest of the english language, is not taking random 'words' and putting them together to form completely different words, no, this is done using letters, which is comprised of consonants and vowels. Here, go here, maybe this will help you.

Assume is a word. Ass is a word.

as·sume ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-sm)
tr.v. as·sumed, as·sum·ing, as·sumes
To take upon oneself: assume responsibility; assume another's debts.
To undertake the duties of (an office): assumed the presidency.
To take on; adopt: “The god assumes a human form” (John Ruskin).


ass1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s)
n. pl. ass·es (sz)
A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person. See Captain Fancypants.

Now, before you prove yourself a hypocrite.. again.. stop reading and posting on these forums. Your presence is not required or desired. Take your lolly-doggin ass back to your man-whore and suck on his pecker, because I'v just finished ejaculating in your eyes. Thanks for reading!

Owned.

So what are you going to ban me for now? Flaming?! I'll agree with anyone who has a point, wether I belong to that forum or not. I joined a few hours ago, and I see no point to anything that anyone does here. And who is "dominating" who? I don't see the boys at lucasforums posting ten threads in every single area of YOUR forum!

Seriously the ring leader of this flea circus ought to be drug out into the streets and shot, or better yet, just have his pants yanked down and smacked.

The fact that this forum has been open a year, tells me one of two things.

1.) Nobody cares, except a few pitiful people who come here just to use big boy swear words. And act like juveniles. Seriously. If your going to insult somebody, at LEAST be clever about it. Everything you say sounds like something you hear in a third grade locker room.

2.) Nobody was paying attention when you registered this farce, and you managed to get away with it.


There is more to life than just "owning" people son. And going and posting supid threads in another forum is not "owning" anything, it only shows how immature you are.

And copy and past from dictionary.com does not make you smart. So copy and paste this:

After a year of posting, none of you have learned anything.

And before you do "ban" me, since that's the ONLY thing you seem to know how to do, at least pay me the compliment of giving me the contacts' name or contacts to the owner of this site. If you don't, fine. It would not surprise me. I'll find out one way or another.

Asta La Vista

What exactly about THIS thread could POSSIBLY be productive? Do you actually KNOW what spam is? Talk about the pot calling the kettle...

Yeah you owned me here....

That's really funny, for a long time I used to wonder why people commented on others choice of words when it included 'cuss' words.

I don't know how old you are, i'm assuming your a minor, based on your intelligence, and I don't mean that in a degrading manner, thats just my assumption. Yes, I said assumption, and thats one word.

Go to a bar, if you can, tag along with your father, or whoever it is you call daddy. See if any of the men there tell someone to watch there language.

You'll find that they don't. Oddly enough, only those who are of miniscule importance, by this I mean you, feel the need to comment on vulgar language, evidentally you think that by doing this you establish a sense of superiority and some other bullshit feeling that gets you off.

When I use vulgar language, it's for a reason or two, such as.

• It's the only word that you will understand
  
  
• To get your attention
  
  

I don't, however, use it in lame lines to make myself look more intelligent. Hopefully, you would of gone 'well hopefully'. But I said this, because you do.

Oh dear I think i've struck a nerve. Perhaps my insults actually work on you. If that is the case, then I am participating in this insult game the right way.

PS, you don't have to use four letter words to get my attention. Note that "ass" has only three letters, and when you are behaving like an ass, or "asshat" it is not really a swear word anymore, but just a word used to describe the obvious. No, i'm more impressed by someone who makes a valid point. Really though, why should you impress me? I'm sure your parents are proud now that you've grown up and accomplished so much. Please tell me you don't kiss your mother with that mouth of yours?

I curse too, but there is at time and place. On the internet however, it makes you look retarded. Now if your putting up some dry wall, and you smack your thumb by accident with a hammer, that's somthing else. The only one that might get off on it, is maybe your mother, but we'll let the jury decide, since they are all in her bedroom as I type this.

To be continued...

You lost the privilege to call anyone else retarded or juvenile with that remark.

You're joking, right?

On another note, did you buttfuck that donkey? It looks sore, and he seems to have the image that you'd find appealing, what with the name fancypants.

Notice how homosexuals are always concerned with there clothing apparel, and fancypants just SCREAMS that your trying to come out.. and let's not forget you deem yourself 'captain'.. are you the king of the fags?

Nope, i'm still around. Even donkey's need to sleep ya jackass.

Logic,

So NOW I DEFINITELY hit a soft spot. First of all, sorry about your mother, I did not know. Reason I said that, was to prove a point. Something told me if I said something about your mother, that you would get offended. You did. You fell for it hook line and sinker. Did you honestly think I would know if your mother died or not? Again, for your grief, i'll apologize for that one. I do need to point out a few minor details though.

Point I was getting at, is that you can't have a "bitch n' moan" , or flaming threads because it just doesn't work. Let me demonstrate.

Yesterday, you stuck this thread, at the top of these forums. I'm guessing you stuck that thread in response to my posts, because it was right after you started arguing with me.

In this post you said:

So let me get this streight. I can't say anything about your mother (no offense), or anything that is deeply personal to you, or else you can ban me? Let's suppose I am gay. Or at the very least, I have gay freinds. So gay bashing, that's allowed, but insults about one or another's mom is not? Is it me, or is that a double standard. You said this was a flaming forum, "flame or don't post", I flamed you about your mother, and now since that is actually a sensitive issue with you, you have threatened to ban me?

So all I want to know is, would you ban me because it is personal, or because I actually broke a rule? Also, why don't you follow your own advice? You said "If you do not like this content, if do not enjoy reading it or posting it. Then GamingVoid has a plethora of other forums to suit your needs, simply ignore this one."

I don't know about you, but I am enjoying the Hell out of this conversation. The sheer irony of it amuses me. If this conversation bothers you, why do you continue to participate? Everyone in this thread uses words like "gay", and "homosexual", now THAT's ok right? Suppose I was gay, I could be, or I could have gay freinds? Now tell me, what makes racism worse than being homophobic.....and I wonder....

Also, I love how the moderators on this forum throw out the most digs. Real profesional. Yes, I even took a look at LucasForums last night, just to see what the deal was. All the members who got banned have the same names as all of your moderators here. Now you claim that they did that on their own, but you DO realize that it makes this forum/website look REALLY BAD right?! Also, I saw one of the spam threads, seems your giving away moderator positions like birthday cake. That means that either nobody wants it, you don't have enough members, or you have to use that to get more members. Well i'm not going to tell you how to run your forum, but I WILL play master of the obvious and point out, that things like a "bitch n' moan", and a "spam" forum will never work. There IS a reason why MOST forums don't have that.

Now that i've finished my rant, since this is an "insult" forum:

Why don't you go outside and play hide - and - go fuck yourself?

(note the swearing, so that logic can understand)

One thing, you have to understand how it feels to not have a parent around. Maybe if you understood the feeling of that, then this wouldn't have happened. If you had gay friends, there is a huge difference between that and of a mother that has passed away. One difference is that the gay friends are alive and well the mother who has passed away isn't. This leading to the fact that the gay friends can make a comeback while the mother is resting in peace up in heaven. First, if Logic's mother had not passed on, he wouldn't have had such strong feelings as he did.

Why did you try to make a joke about his mother anyways?

Why don't you go make up some of your own jokes? That was from one of the movies at http://www.ebaumsworld.com .

Is the reason because the jokes that you have are all about being gay probably because you are or might be.

Read this over, but i'll point out what I want to show you

Now I'd like you to look at the Bitch-n-moan Posted topic called :Guidelines:

It'll say this

This is what i'm pointing out

Respect Logics wishings of not talking about his mother or be suspended/banned this is your only warning.

*sighs* Once again, Allow me to point out the obvious....

As was posted several times at LucasForums:

Want to quit while your ahead?

As far as logic is concerned, I DID apologize publicly and politely. Why did I say anything about anyone's mother? To prove a point. Eventually somebody always says something that hurts somebody's feelings. It was rude, and cruel, but you needed a wake up call. Had you thought about anyone "being human", or any of these "soft spots" when you decided to have this section of forums?!

I see now, I broke a rule by insulting a super moderator, but keep in mind that he came into this thread and started arguing on his own, nobody called out to him. So basically, we can insult each other, but the mods and super mods can insult us, and we can't defend ourselves? Seems to me, you are changing the rules in the middle of the ball game. Also you can dish it out, but not take it? Who is the dominant one now?

Also the "hide and go fuck yourself" bit is an old George Carlin bit, which came LONG before Ebaum's world. I used it not to be original, but because it is damn funny to me. Some classics never die.

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Refer to my previous post showing you the dictionary defintion of the word ass.. keyword being vain.

I find it ironic how you automatically assume that anything and everything I do now is because of you, as if your purpose and result of you coming here has catastrophically changed my actions and desires.

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Your wrong.

Oh, I'll use a line from ANOTHER FORUM, in a topic inside the BITCHING AND FLAMING SECTION.

My actions are not based or enacted upon you, that thread was created, if you must know, by exactly what is said. It's been happening alot, it tipped me over the edge by Gamergirls post here, in this thread.


Yes, you hit a soft-spot, I appreciate your apology, I realize you didn't know, and everythings dandy. This is the bitch-n-moan section, and anyone can say whatever they want to, and according to the rules, not take it personally.

This means that if lincolnluxor or anyone else said 'logic, your mother is probably getting banged in heaven..my dogs' then they can technically do that. It wouldn't be worth it because of what it would cause, but they could.

However, you, ma'am, are not a veteran here, I don't like you, and I have enough clout here to do a few things, because on these forums I conduct myself with the upmost professionalism manner. If I wanted to ban you, and tell the admin I did it because I didn't like you, i'd get away with it. Because I don't do things like this, is why I could do it, if you can understand that.

So, don't say shit about my mom, you wont get banned, you can say whatever the hell else you want to say, and it's fine.

I don't care if your gay or not, I don't have one problem with homosexuals, this is an opinion and you can find numerous topics and feelings about this in our Debate section.

Something you should understand, if you have sore-spots or things you don't want discussed, don't share them. You didn't see me say anything about my mother, however, you've made far to many 'gay', or homosexual, references. So you can expect it to be commented on and attacked.

You really do entertain me.
A bitch-n-moan section and spam section will not work.
Heh.

Go browse other forums, or PM lincoln if your to lazy, he'll love proving your wrong, again. Most forums, granted, not all, but most, have a bitch/moan/flame/fight/argue thread, and a spam thread. Why? It's entertaining to textually castrate someone, and to spam. It's pleasureable. Heres something to practice on being 'open minded' for you, just because you may not find something fun, doesn't mean that everyone else does, and on the same token.

I mean hey, I love getting a blowjob and fucking my girl, you dont like that, I understand. Just like you like getting butt-fucked and screwing goats, hey, that's cool.. just not my thing Nice sig.

Bitch-n-moan and Spam are forums here, they are successful, they have brought us members that make quality posts with great personalities, and brought hours of entertainment. Some of the most amusing discussions and/or posts/threads have been made in these topics, so regardless of your factless feelings, they do work, they are successful, and they are here to stay. I'm sorry if your geocities community you created isn't working for you, maybe one day a 'bot' will become your friend.

Wow, you lucas forum people are pretty smart.......



Your nothing but bantha fodder to us, go away.

No, no, no, no, and a bonus, no. I saw your first mistake almost instantly. You got flamed by Logic, the one guy I know that I would think twice about getting into a verbal argument with, and then you had the balls to keep going. Now, I understand that this was probably born of ignorance, but let me tell you, there is only one thing dumber than getting into a flame contest with Logic...and thats getting into one with Logic and letting me find out about it.

Now, I will not pretend to have read every post, because lets face it, I have more of a life than you Fancypants, and I just don't have the time or the inclanation. But from what I have seen, you honestly need to work on your flaming skills. Actually, scratch that...you seem to be a pretty big 'flamer' already. But thats neither here nor there.

When you come into MY forum, and decide to talk shit, (which is the point of this forum, I know) you better "bring your A game" because dude, I was not even slightly impressed by your posts, which are largely lacking in imagination and originality. They are also about as impotent as that little squirt gun you're packin.

Also, I would totally suggest finding some friends. I mean, you're not from this forum, nobody likes you here, and yet you still decide to waste your time fucking around here, getting PWND. Honestly, go get a chick, grab some titties, slap an ass, whatever, but find something better to do than get into shit with people who DO NOT KNOW OR LIKE YOU ONE INSIGNIFICANT BIT.

To answer your questions:

1) We very well can take it, and NOBODY dishes it out like GV.
2) I am BITCH. Remember that, when you think about even TRYING to reply to this or flame me back in any way.

Dam right it is. If I had to pass the torch to anyone while I am at work, it would be Logic...he makes me proud

*Sorry this one wasn't better guys...long 11 hour day, and I missed the bulk of the action...will deliver better next time...Girl, you know its true!

ROFL, best thing I've heard so far. I don't think this guy will be coming back, but just incase....



I don't feel like getting into it, so I'll just keep posting pics to loosen things up.

Only if you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow, you fat backed, ape like, cheeto sucking chump-pansy!

Wow, thank you man, I wanted to know what it felt like to think and talk like a 5 year old again, and you helped me out with that!

Now why dont you do us all a favor and go post something a bit more interresting and content-oriented than some BS UFO crap. Bobody wants to hear your shit about Big Foot.

Oh, and you forgot to add one to your list. Here it is:

Big Foot
Loch Ness
Area 51
And YOU, "Little Dick"

Why dont you reach into your pocket, take out your little straw and tweasers, and releave some of that tension you have built up there, while looking out of your window and watching your sister sunbathe.

You would like that, wouldn't you, you little ass-slut?

Yeah, nobody cares. Do you believe in shutting the fuck up? Try it, its fun. Watch.

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See? That's what I want to see from you, you little llama-humping ass-goblin. Nothing. That's it. Suck it hoe.


**Added More Whoop-ass**

Dude, we didn't ask to see your picture here, and frankly, it does little to highten my opinion of you. Do us a favor, and see the "Ugly Mug" thread, if you feel like scarin people. Then again, this is Bitch N Moan, and that is a pretty good picture of you, lookin all flaming so I guess you got it after all.

You suck. Learn from the master, ME, and not the masturbater, YOU.