Bumper Guards & Simple Seat Covers?

Hey all! Just got my GV70 (Himalayan Gray/Vanilla Beige - Advance) and love it!! But, I park in a garage in NYC and they aren’t known for their concern/care when parking our cars.

I can’t seem to find a wrap-around rear bumper guard that doesn’t block the exhaust pipes. Anyone have any recommendations? Also, other than plastic, any ideas for a seat cover to use every time I hand it over to the valet/garage attendant?

Thanks!